Ottawa!
So awhile ago, I messaged my cousin (from Mom’s side of the family) to ask when would be a good time to come visit the family in Ottawa. My other cousin, from Dad’s side of the family, noticed this...
View ArticleI want those 90 minutes back
I just spent 90 FUCKING MINUTES of my life on the phone between Bell and Aliant. The idiot shitface representative at Bell signed me up for Bell Expressvu because I didn’t realize I was calling the...
View Article"I'm not religious…Jesus."
My glorious three-day weekend was a lovely mixture of alcoholism, fitness and relaxation. I have been eating so unhealthily these past few days that I hadn’t intended to drink on Thursday, but decided...
View ArticleRiviera Maya, Mexico – Day 1 –"It's always sunny above the clouds."
Albertian and I hit the sack two hours before the alarm clock went off at 3:45 a.m. We wore light sweaters and flip-flops to the airport in Newfoundland’s chilly “spring” weather. When we told the...
View ArticleBeach skank
I love how the French say “beach.” Like “bitch.” “Do you want to go to the bitch?” “I love the bitch!” I have researched the hell out of Lorient, and have found nothing touristy to do. I’d kill to go...
View ArticleHow I desecrated the Anne Frank House
This might be the most horribly offensive thing I have ever done in my life. This might be the ONE defining action in my life that will send me directly to Hell, because surely I will not be allowed...
View ArticleMapping out my future…a post sans alcohol
Dear Life, You have been good to me. Here I am, 23 years old, living in the greatest city on earth, surrounded by incredible friends. I somehow landed an amazing career upon immediately completing my...
View ArticleRisk, and Strippers
Two weeks into the new year, and I’m already dropping money like it’s goin’ out of style. Booked two trips this week. Well, technically. You can read more about those here because I am a lazy shithead....
View ArticleSummer Lovin’, Had Me a Blast
Summer has begun to take a vague form around here. On a clear day, you can smell barbecue for miles. Our neighbours have taken to hauling their chairs out to their front step again to convene in giant...
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